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Pacifist
Training
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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive
hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is
sometimes
needed:
1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about
"peace" and saying
there should be, "no retaliation."
2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is
appropriate.
3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because
that would
just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we
should not
cause more violence."
5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as
you can.
6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it
would be a
mistake and contrary to his values to strike
you, because that would,
"be awful and he should not cause more violence."
7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit
additional
violence.
8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.
Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it
is
necessary to punch back.